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Chat I had with my 79 year old grandmother.

  • Her: It was thundering yesterday with no rain- and it was a strange sounding thunder too.
  • Me: It was probably just Thor- don't worry much about it.
  • Her: WHO?
  • Me: THOR *Explains to her who Thor is.*
  • Her: I don't know what that is...
  • Me: We should watch it.
  • Her: No thank you...I just like my game shows and Elvis movies...
  • Me: Come on! Come out your box and watch something else!!!
  • Her: I'm almost 80 years old, I'm fine in my box thank you.
  • Me: Thor's really cute Nanna!
  • Her: Oh well- not as cute as Elvis...
  • Me: *shows her picture of him on phone*
  • Her: -GASP- What is that! He's scary looking, if I watch that I'm going to have nightmares.
  • Me: *Shows her a picture of Loki* This is his brother.
  • Her: -eyebrow raises- Now he's cute!
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: I bet Loki wishes you were his grandmother...
  • Her: What?
  • Me: It's a long story....
  • SHE CHOSE LOKI OVER THOR....NANNA LIKES LOKI MORE THAN THOR. SHE IS THE COOLEST EVER. I LOVE HER. Not that I dislike Thor or anything but it's just so funny. I would gladly share my adorable Nanna with Loki. : )
  • THAT GIRL HAS THE COOLEST NANNA EVUUURRRR

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

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But brotherly bonds alone cannot continue to forgive all that he has done. He certainly doesn't feel the same way about you. Yet you continue to be strong in the face of such things. When being his brother is no longer enough, where do you find the strength to keep fighting for him, when he hates you so?
Anonymous

My brother has indeed caused me allot of pain and suffering yet i have done the same to him, unintentionally ofcourse but yeah. If I wasn’t there things would’ve been different and he wouldn’t be this way I’m certain of that. the past i can not change but the future i can there fore I will keep on protecting him no matter how many times he betrays me, even if it’s mean he’d end up killing me some day. Hoping I can change his perspective and maybe get him to forgive me as I always forgive him. So things can go back to how they once were. Although I know well this could be impossible, but i will keep on fighting for my little brother. For Loki…

Posted 2 weeks ago
Well Thor, how would you react when Hercules challenged you?
killtheprobationworkers

I would accept his challenge! .. Although I have no idea what this hercules-being might be….

Posted 2 weeks ago
How do you continue to find the strength to forgive and tolerate your brother, even defending him to others, when he's done nothing but betray you?
Anonymous

He is and will always be my little brother no matter what even if we are not bounded by blood. It is not his faulth that he became the way he is….

Posted 2 weeks ago

Greetings Midgardians,

You wouldn’t happen to have any queries for me would you? Cause i’m getting kind of bored here… Or do you people no longer desire my answers?
*looks at all readers with puppy eyes*

Posted 2 weeks ago

That was not mine to decide over the all-father thought it was a good idea

The Avengers: Tony Stark’s nicknames

The best of Tom Hiddleston’s quotes | 1 of ?

(Source: tstarked)

thedoctorandtheangel:

 

When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.

These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could. 

(Source: romangodfrey)

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